ErikSosa14: Masturbating to Mexican Music! #WTF?
bitchahontas: i need to start back masturbating every day..i am in such a happy mood already
EenhoornJoost: EVERYDAY IM MASTURBATING!!!
GrownUpHoe: why ya'll wanna go home interclass games so fucken fun its like masturbating but a sweaty mess
dukelongboard: I'm worried that I'm not masturbating in a fetal position inside large see-through spheres as often as I should be
DearWayne: I could never trust anyone there. Everyone is too busy bitching, gossiping, fighting and masturbating.
1am3rror: It's from masturbating #boyslikegirls
TheAsshole4rmCA: The rumors turned me on so I'm masturbating at the top
PapepipoPutra: Fap fap fap fap oH Oh oH Oh OH ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
JubbyTheSCP042: Alright, I'm sleeping. Have fun fapping to fruit flies masturbating and making fun of Gaby.
SoulReaper156: Tomorrow fap fap all day
BORNofCHAOS: I hate reading my TL on Saturday nights. You are all having fun and I'm at work masturbating to your avis.
HatedGang_2012: I'm tired of masturbating
iamnaamah: Anyone fapping tonight? Lol
thirstyzack: Rubbing my eyes feels as good as masturbating
McDildy_wFries: Getting up after fapping is hard, swear all you want to do is take a nap
COOKIExyum: Masturbating before sleeping doesnt sound too bad
HotWifeStarr: Since my super hott date has been rescheduled for tmrw, I'll be masturbating I'm anticipation
ahoykristina: If you admit to me about watching porn, masturbating etc then HI I TRUST YOU
SSHH_ImThinking: Masturbating down you TL :c).... take that... take that.... take that ... take that!
i_DuckWalk: #ThatAwkwardMoment when something funny happens in a porn while youre masturbating...shit fucks my concentration up
IceColdCindy: AGAIN WITH THE FAPPING SRSLY GUISE
whathewontsay_: #SexFacts Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
HazelLevesque_: THE OLD MAN WAS FAPPING HAHAHAH.
stalkmytweetsyo: every episode of Dragon Ball Z sounds like a bunch of people masturbating. i can't deal.
IceColdCindy: me:
me: *taps twitter app*
me: *reads timeline*
me: timeline - FAP MASTURBATING HORNY FUCK ME
me: really Martin really SRSLY
itscarloooss_: fapology: the study of fapping
EwElsie: Fapping is amazing .-.
ItsTeenNotes: Im going to make a movie about a man who is shot while masturbating in his living room. I'll call it.....Die Hard...
EwElsie: Fapping is my favorite hobby! ;D