Aburracadabra__: When I was a kid, masturbating was frowned upon
RaphEatzz: Am I masturbating, Cuz my job keeps jerking me around!
thieveshours: We should have made every attempt to see the masturbating goats, apparently. But, we don't know the fella.
trollkastel_: I'm so tired. Not fapping is killing me little by little.
gaykoreanz: jaebums english voice hngggn fapping
chicagoking: After I finish masturbating my breathing gets LOUD as hell
Xprez: Ok... people masturbating in the bathroom...
BAAATTS: Ever since I got these hairy palms from masturbating to much masturbation has felt even better.
BAAATTS: I tried masturbating at work. All I got was a sticky keyboard and this letter from HR.
LaUReNsDaD1118: I wonder if masturbating would make me feel better?
SteffiMiesha: Its not illegal its frowned upon... Like Masturbating on Airplanes
actorbailey: #rightaboutnow someone is masturbating
f3iv3lin3: erica would you please stop fapping?
vornstyle: Thank god the tabloids never printed the Hitler masturbating whilst women shat in his mouth story...
childwave: I went on omegle with my red wig on and a guy 'masturbating to a spoon' disconnected. Rejected by a fetishist #hurts.
ElifVabay: New avi,Omfg I die of fapping,this is sux.
HindSight5050: I just had a dream that I was masturbating, which means that even my subconscious has given up hope of having sex again.
Toongen: Having sex with your clone would be like masturbating.
joiati: Panting like a fucking masturbating dog slut. Makes tweeting interesting !
joiati: Who else is male-masturbating right now? Hope it's millions of us.
brandonNINTENDO: masturbating is one of the most overrated things you can do alone. #brandonPDX
joiati: Only real wankers can put the poppers cap on with the non-greasy, non-masturbating, tweeting hand :)
rizchan: brb fapping... loljk. brb shower time! ^_________^
robbieuno: Lol, phone sex is people masturbating to a persons voice
xSuuzSoftdrug: I hear it again... IT'S THE FAPPING *dramatic mongol run* #lmao
_alexdunn: Fap fap fap. Fap my clitoris!! Who wants to help me?!
SEXYLALA: What song do you like masturbating too
ozgurakbaba: we are all living in our self-masturbating lives.
GunnerGoesBang: William Beckett and cats fapping. That's Twitter for you.
omencheg: fap fap