5thWardMarcus: Yo Mamma so fat when da doctor showed her a picture of her feet she couldn't identify em!!
Luke_andrew: Your mom is so fat they showed her a picture of her feet and she said she couldn't identify them lol I love this show.
dyaspora: lmbo at these yo mamma jokes on the Fresh Prince
mechalena: Yo mamma
marco1110: Yo mamma so ugly when she was born, your grandmother said, What a treasure! and your grandfather said, Yea lets go bury it
thevishster: yo mamma so fat that even dora can't explore 'er!
meangrljaiA: I hate when ppl say i thought you was yo mamma, How when she yella and im dark
thuggishspade: Yo mamma is so....
griz2012: Don't miss next week for the exciting new episode of Yo Mamma!
PameelaNunez: Yo mamma's so fat she took her refrigerator as her lunch box.
DavidPrecht: At some point soon hipsters will try to co-opt 'Yo Mamma' jokes, but with more thees and thous.
lauRaMedS: yo mamma don't dance and yo daddy don't rock n' roll! ?
ConfusedCanines: 'yo mamma's so bald, that when she wears a turtleneck, she looks like a roll on deodourant' lol.
OnceYouGoBlack_: #TheSexStoppedBecause Yo Mamma interrupted us
Zimgurl81: Yo mamma's so fat, she's got more chins than the Chinese phonebook!!
Jesskellyxo: IT'S ME, YO MAMMA! #robisawesome #avps
JBForever991: Baha!!! what with the yo mamma tweets?? lol :)
Pynkcookies: Yo mamma so fat that she uses Mexico....the whole country...as her tanning bed
DALNYK: If yo mamma provide meals for u 4 days out da week kiss her 2 times 2 times diamond dallas page voice - for me...
BurningHawk1969: yo mamma's so dumb, she can't even figure out twitter to read all this!
BurningHawk1969: Yo mamma's so loose that she could CONTAIN the Gulf and its oil.
BurningHawk1969: Yo mamma's so smelly BP uses her to determine whether all the oil's gone from the gulf!
BurningHawk1969: Yo mamma's so flat that buffalo graze on her great plains! #highbrowsnaps
hatchetbitch13: Send Yo Mamma Straiqht Up To Tha Store Andd Tell Thatt Bitch To Brinqq Home A Fayqo. Get At Me Killa'z
TheMediasTarget: Bet not never tell nobody bit god...It'll kill yo mamma.
SexiLexy69: Dude I was supposed to leave at 2:00 Today kiwi tell yo mamma to hurry up lol
BurningHawk1969: Yo mamma so fat that Einstein used her to prove his general theory equations. #highbrowsnaps
Natuz147: Today who rocks? I do! Why? Cuz yo mamma says so!
yourmomissoberk: Your mom is so Berkeley...she refers to everything east of Telegraph as Orinda #YMISB
gethatedon: Yo mamma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips