CHANTELisLEGIT: ima call you horny . haaha .
and if yo mamma ask why ima tell her . ahah
tallathaboss: Nigga saiis that: Yo mamma is so fat that when she get on the weightlifting scale it saiis one at the time pleae.. Lmaooo
gwoskaman: I feel like a hooker just standing on the corner.... Hey yousef!! I think i c yo mamma!!! Jkjk
blithco: next TT yo mamma jokes...FO REAL! #iwonderhow #things acheaterwouldsay
BCole0582: yo mamma so fat her belt size is EQUATER! Lol
caseylee: The chocolate chip banana nut bread at coffee loft is slap yo mamma and yo wife good.
EnergizerBunni3: Yo Mamma is so poor,
when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said Moving.
EnergizerBunni3: Yo Mamma is so poor,
her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
blackfistrising: #beforeintergration YO MAMMA wasn't a joke, she was God in the eyes of children.
EnergizerBunni3: Yo Mamma is so poor, when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
EnergizerBunni3: Yo Mamma is so poor,
she can't afford to pay attention!
ckrohrbach926: yo mamma
hollseey: Yo mamma's so fat, when i bounced off her stomach I high fived Jesus. ahahahahah
deezyfobreezy: *that was easyy peasy! yo mamma's peasyy! bahaha.
YourMomIs: Schumacher SC-6500A Speedcharge Automatic Battery Charger at http://cli.gs/Zstp1
montesofly09: Damn didn't yo mamma tell you not to talk you strangers...#dumbass
Lukey_1: yo mamma
CLOCKASENT: YO MAMMA
hiddenfacade: Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her! HAHA
BROzTeBoy: yo mamma so fat she stood on a scale and it said One at a time please - who wanna play the yo moma joke??
ravisandhu8: Twitter and Facebook friends, this is probably a really bad day for 'Yo Mamma!' jokes... so please leave it for today...
BenCapeamania: Happy Mothers Day to you ladies! Without you, there'd be no yo mamma jokes.
__hS: Happy Mothers Day !! as a respect no Mother cusses, no yo mamma jokes and no milf porn
sharaONeil: yo mamma got some jam in her jelly
SheaGlambert: Your mom is SO HOT!
reenieho: Yo Mamma's so stupid, she went to KFC and licked other people's fingers! XD
AkkySng: OMG: Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... HAHAHAHH!
PrettyyLB: #youaintgottalie we all knoww yu driving yo mamma shitt
xdude12298x: yo mamma is so stupid she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.... lol :)
JaRawr: yo mamma's on the top of my things to do list. ;D #nowplaying