jdawwggg: Ate too much...how am I going to fit in my pants D:
BranumJordan: I really fucking hate when the cuffs in my pants aren't even
Billy69yourGirl: I Got a Gun in My Pants And i Aint Afraid to use it ;)
Taylor_Falzone: I enjoy things in my pants
Acuteinjury911: Jared Leto....Get.in.my.pants. #pleasepleaseplease
the_new_avatar: i wanna be a waterbender so i could pissbend and not have such urethral stress 'holding it' all the time & maybe piss in my pants less o
OFFICIALPIKA: I'm throwing a Great Gatsby themed party in my pants
mereiya: "who's the biggest member of exo?
tao:the one in my pants" uhmm you mean your legs? #awkward #effect #innocent
carsonschaefer: The amount of times I have to question whether or not I defecated in my pants is ridiculous!
PoloCrazy_: lmao In my pants retweeted me
Thori_Mmadi: Phone on my right hand, left hand in my pants
mullinboob: I have a stain in my pants and everyone saw it snf my mom won't take me home plesse kill me
PoloCrazy_: I found a bud of loud in my pants
kelseyoneil_: There is Poop in my pants**
EvelynBradfor10: He is either likely to be in my pants or get a restraining order in opposition to me.
rooster34: There's a part of me that just wants to be loved. And it's in my pants
WhoButGreatness: Lmfao mr. Minal tried to kick me out one day so I took his phone and put in my pants he didn't touch the phone again!
cope4653: She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants
Pistol_Pete28: Guy at work says u no what else is being built. I respond with wat. He then said. A dick in my pants! Wtf goes on here. #confused
beccimac87: Literally got ants in my pants, my cars infested #itchyscratchy
HempHustler: Think about me all you want but that won't help you get in my pants
aaaabbz: Peeing in my pants bc I was going 55 down memorial and the motorcycle tpd turns his lights on...NOT ME TODAY GUYS
izzy_wilhelm: Stop telling me I have holes in my pants ** #itssoftball #idontplay
presty1: This woman cleaning my feet n i cud feel it in my pants lol lol.....ICBB
kurtbastians: Grant. Gustin. Get. In. My. Pants.
brandiloves: Why do I always find holes in my pants AFTER I've gotten to school
Ramonibarra_10: Yo bitch in my pants
ConorGomes: I just threw up in my pants.
Adyana95: I just sneezed and sharted a little in my pants... Aca awkward! **
_StayFoolin: 10 bands **** in my pants **doing the blade dance **