andrewangus27: good news everyone! i can limp again :D
wabbit42: In celebration of new Futurama episodes, all new group emails will start with "good news everyone..."
DodgerGreywing: Good news, everyone! You CAN try on bras at Target!
jazzy_ramirez: Good news everyone. I got a banana smoothie this morning so I know for sure I'll play well tonight.
TylerHiznay: Good news everyone! After sunday the weather is going to be in the high 70's and sunny all week. #yourweatherforcast
HamZoollers: Good news everyone, I taught the toaster how to love!
unclepaulmahan: Good news everyone: I didn't sleep through free hotel breakfast
bradar85: Good news everyone, B Morris finished a game unscathed with a loss and is ready for Origin. Pity there are no fit wingers in winning form
ASMDrivingSch: Good news everyone! ASM driving school has decided to join social networks!! Expect lots of offers and posts on our behalf :)
sheardjames: Good news everyone. Last years shorts still fit ??
CrispyCreamM: Good news everyone. I worked long and hard on my suck my balls spray and it's finished. Imma go spray so shit then how you all
yaili: Good news, everyone! Only 7 months till Xmas **
Jemmo1: Good news everyone, no one needs to go to the toilet today; my daughter has just done enough for everyone...in her nappy...for me to clean
nevermakefriend: Good news everyone! My parcels have been delivered nice & early by city link. So I can get on with my day.
MrThomasHart: Good News Everyone! Sales of douchbag outfitting company Abercrombie & Fitch crash by 17% in the first quarter as people realize it's sc
AnjelicaSimone: Good news everyone, I'm officially insane. Woohoo!
Rieso86: Good news everyone! You can test yourself for HIV in the comfort of your own home now. Sleep well with that knowledge.
joshlrothe: Good news everyone, my piss is clear, therefore I am hydrated.
_dope__: Good news everyone!! I found my headphones! Lol ok carry on with your life
baxters: Good news everyone! I have wine and baby cheeses at home. :-)
JacandSally: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! - the professor from futurama
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BEK4H: Good news everyone: I DO have feelings! I'm a real girl after all! #pinocchio #wasstartingtowonder
LibbieBreanne: Good news everyone the centipede is dead!!!!!!
Joey_Canoli: Good news everyone, I'm still decapitated
RickyRondo: Good news everyone, I have a delivery for you! #futurama
PookieGrande: Good news everyone! I'm not working tomorrow after all :D
rzaft: Good news everyone, I've made over 4900 Tweet
alexis_adams27: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE
THAT SHIT IS OVER
furcon: Good news everyone! All requests for reservation modifications are done. We have also added more rooms on shoulder dates!