simple33: People who do the fist bump instead of shaking my hand..annoy the piss outta me
BillBraskySOB: I gave a window-fist-bump to a man on death row to say thanks for taking the wrap for killing those hookers, buddy.
BarackParty: I know 9 out of 10 people about to shake my hand, didnt wash theirs. Is it rude to fist bump government officials?
Ludiker: My daughter just did her first official fist bump...I'm so very proud...*tear*
hereslizz: ?:: Where a ONE letter typo makes a world of difference in meaning-- Fist bum instead of fist bump. Oops.
IAmAntilia: Can someone please fist bump me? Only bump me in my vag and don't use your fist.
ohestelle: Just got a fist bump at the reference desk for helping a student get started with his research. #libday5
thebethd: just had a dermatologist give her a fist bump. what is with today, today?
NicholasVollaro: Just got a fist bump by some guy who hit a jackpot. I love this country!
Heckamadoodle: A33 HOME LOW:I've tried, but I don't think I'll ever be able to turn my handshake into a fist-bump.
AshleiHW: Why the f is E.D Hill on #TheView she called my president's fist bump a terrorist fist jab #killYaselfPlease
1nvisibleWoman: The elderly ppl are killin me with this fist bump...lol...it's cute.
AnthonyRegis: Me: What are you doing July 29th? Cousin: Nothing. Me: Fist Bump Bitch! Jersey Shore!
Hanzi83: #camronsaid Hanzi was the realest rapper in the world.. and proceeded to give me a fist bump
chachachantel: All my passwords for everything are chicken or involving the word chicken. Mine too. *fist bump*
jjjaque: Just got a fist bump from Davie, dhas right class, we run this shit.
charlie_franco: I know, I'm so excited for Jersey Shore! -Jiana, I said 'fist bump', not 'fist pump'... -Me
nwblueiris: The next person who balls up a hand to fist bump me will lose teeth. You will hi5 kiss me like a real man! #stupidfads
JChocobo: #ifihadasuperpower to fist bump chuck norris and SURVIVE
DaenelT: Good luck, lady. *fist bump*
ThatFunnyJew: I like to fist bump during sex when I feel I'm doing a great job. #justsayin
charminggeek: Just got a fist bump from the sushi chef. (Back in Staunton.)
Paulie__G: Ruud Gullit - Ian Gabriel On our 3rd wife each fist bump - Too funny!!!
zpakes22: Ha, that's right.
In the car with my mom, and yes!
I got her to fist bump to 'every time we touch' by Cascada.EPIC WIN.
iamprojectjp: I just experienced my first ever fist-bump n that was truly the gayest thing I've been tru!
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ShaunasAbabe: Fist Bump That Shit!
BW4LL: These German dudes came into my restaurant and one of them is wearing a fist bump veteran shirt! #YAGB
sexynarwhal: We just did a bradam fist bump of power.
news10at11: The fist-bump rocketship shake.... it's gonna be a household name. #lameonairgags #proctorismockingme