ohsnapattack
Beliebers_USA: Oh snap! I do kinda have school in like 30minutes and I'm lolligagging...BYE!
BethanyAnnn: Oh snap! Im wearing flip flops to school! Byeee text me =)
nemodafishman: song of the morning Alicia Keys #Unthinkable #ImReady and im up early! oh snap!
OffTheMarq: oh snap, it's almost 5 AM... let me go to sleep
nikkioliii: oh snap this is it!!!! yah'll don't say that
YourMomIs
scoobschris: Hey laser lips, yo mamma was a snow-blower.
itssssawyer: #howyouathug and yo mamma still give you chores ?
pandans: Latinas they get krazy Blanquitas they get krazy Negritas they get krazy Yo mamma she gets krazy
AyyeNuqui: Your mom is so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday. HAHA! Meet the Spartans.
CumOnHerBumm: #HowYouAThug but yo mamma gets u dressed everymorning?
MilfHunt
Lewiiiii: DILFs? It doesn't work. MILF's ftw!
fionabensz: when i grow up i want to be a cougar and a milf :)
CourtneySit: Who would I switch sides for? Heidi Klum #MILF though her accent does get slightly annoying! .
mediotic: #concepto MILF
lemybone: #IFBarbie was real shed be a milf
thedynamite
Mr_JWeber: and boom goes the dynamite
mzutiger: If u haven't already seen it, look up boom goes the dynamite on youtube. U have to feel for the guy
RyanALink: And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
MOTYRAVEN: I know it from late night w/ jason smith but wheres boom goes the dynamite originally from?
zachIAH: Boom goes the dynamite
looreview
MissMelodyFresh: Now itt better not b no dudes in this bathroom.. It says queens
firehouse2600: This bathroom tile is nice and cool....... *burp*
looreview: 2-Year Extended Warranty for Kindle (6" Display, Global Wireless, Latest Generation) at http://cli.gs/V7XNR
Songbird1437: Sweating out my press I this bathroom line
JacobWidman: Standing in line for this bathroom reminds me how much I hate drinking.
High5Machine
HaPie9D: High five for #jeffreestar fans!-p
johnjah: Just high fived a work mate and he has a bloody good one! I want to bring the big high five back!!!
Henry_Fuseli: A kind of 'High Three' respeckt. Not quite a 'High Five'. Not yet, anyhow.
madbeau: High 5 celia you druggo
Nardia_pinkk: ohh yeesss yesss who wants to give me a high-5 mum just went to bed :D!!!
WhatAHo
Tickle_My_Balls: Knowing your a ho, #idRATHER be a jumpoff than ya man.
lilidrugs: My hubby is a ho.
VanityKillsLove: Don't Trust A Ho, Never Trust A Ho (8)
TimmyBenner: You can't make a ho a housewife
loveXvalentine: Everyone goes with the flow, I say just fuck a ho :)
MeeSoHorny
Inzanitee: I can c myself doing a strip tease and lap dance when that usher song .. Daddy's Home! So horny! Lmao
carriehudson: Oh me so horny, love you long time
LuvLikecoKaine: #youaintforme if you Cant AFFORD ME, my niggaz breadwinners, never corny
Ambition makes me, so horny!!
hung562: #twitterafterdark so horny
DanielStabile: #oyasumi makes me so horny
LoveMyNuts
preacherkidd: owf tuu this lamee ahh school bruh! qots myy qlasses finally, mrz watson cann stop ridininn my nuts! *no minaj
KukuKlutzKlan: Its so cold I can slowly slice my nuts off without feeling any type of pain.
beccafairy: All out of nipples, but I still have my nuts. ;)
Jason2NG: Can't wear skinny jeans cos my nuts don't fit.
lottaDELICIOUS: #HowYouAThug asking me I mean begging me to follow you on twitter? FOLLOW MY NUTS!
Hugasaurus
tori_9498: New Pictures. pc4pc. :) Get well soon Pookie Bear. 3 I need a hug. Fuckkkkinnnn Schoooool.
JLOVE101: ugh no matter how hard i try to not think about it hurts me! idk whats wrong with me! i need a hug
Langelihle88: Where are you? I need a hug:-(
elliseatsbrains: im in so much pain D: i need a hug
lunalawliet: I need a hug. Pronto.
NakedNow
tjcoon21: I will be spending v-day weekend surrounded by sexy/half naked women. Nigga gonna be feelin like Hef in this bitch!!! Lol
fakewhirlwind: IM GONNA BE NAKED BUT URE WASTED Q
mobmental: Lol! My tweet pointing to new Android phone was read by 3 times as many people as my naked Megan Fox+Moto Devour link.
JoshEcstasyyy: i feel naked without my cast ;D
BeneathMyVeil: Got my team together now its twenty naked bitches.
SoEmo
Kristen_Ross: I hate emo people. they need help. cause I like to #dgaf and they can *blah
TerraXFirma: The irony of it is, as much as hardcore fans claim to hate emo fans, hardcore is the father of the emo movement.
L_Harding: Girl from Welsh Class: Can you turn your music down? I hate emo music. ME: It's paramore..............(what a dumbass)
L_Harding: Girl in my year: Can you turn your music down? I hate emo music. ME: It's paramore......... (what a dweeeb)
Narutard94: I hate Emo nights like this.
p3wp3w
BiberoKNIFE: pew pew pew.
robotsexplode: PEW PEW BEER IS GOOD.
xananaaa: pew pew pew
justforthelulz: Slau, Slau, always, just go along indeed, shpow, pew pew, I hate favoritism. HATE IT. ;) needz some epic lulz
Bpwnr: BAKUGAN TIEM. I'MMA THROW MY BALLS AT YOU AND THEY'RE GONNA EXPLODE INTO AWESOME CREATURES. PEW PEW PEW!
FourSale
Shrike__: After the tour, the album will be also available for sale online, but only in digital format.
ariesdwiartanto: For sale : CBR 150R white thn'06 bagi yg berminat DM ke gw ya!!,, thx
MitchOfCityLove: Limited tickets for sale for City Love - Tokyo Nights Easter Bank Holiday 4th April, Inc Club so add pin:21D2A67F
dee_mon: for sale Mix-Style Headphones Brand New With BOX
attaaaa: #nowplaying: music for sale, so right.
MonopoBot
SINATRIS: #YOUAINTFORME IF YOU ALWAYS WANNA BE THE BANKER WHEN YOU PLAY MONOPOLY SO YOU CAN STEAL MONEY!!!! LOL
CaRLaNTHONY23: Playin' some monopoly haha.
koolraul03: Gonna play monopoly wooo hooo
mrjeffnorr: About to play some monopoly with the new orleans group. Can you say domination
jenwalkersf: I'm being paged by my 5yr old to play monopoly.
HireMeee
Frank_Fellows: I need a job, anyone know of any local vacancys hit me up, fuck all piercings in stroud!
alexkisslove: Need a job now RT please !
DamnitJacqui_: Now i REALLY need a job, to pay for a new phone, excellent
kirstymciver: I actually had a dream about getting a job at pick and pay last night .. that is how much I need a job
HireMeee: Schumacher SE-1275A Automatic Onboard Battery Charger at http://cli.gs/eRvz6
FistMe
BClarke03: Drew just pulled the squirrel fist bump on a random. Props to Ronny #fb
mandiec1977: Dude with his hair in a topknot like a sumo wrestler. I'm gonna go fist bump him and walk away. Not tell him why.
canihelpyousir: The TSA guy gave me a fist bump. Rock on, dude.
austinbreed: The fist bump is one of the most awkward things two people can do.
MattSuitUp: Robert is demanding a fist bump for everything. You sat down, you ordered a beer, you,re heart is beating. It,s hilarious
MySportsTracker
1982_tarheels: I don't care if the tournament is great. NBA college.
south001: #onehd double header of nba tomorrow pretty sweet bro
KPHONoonShowGuy: No noon newscast on KPHO today -- got 8 minutes of news at 9am, followed by NCAA basketball.
jamesrhunter: Less than 40% of players from twelve of this years NCAA bracket teams actually graduate college.
natebraun: Excited for NCAA action to begin.
LikeABosssss
David_FloW: LIKE A BOSS!
dorkyseriinax: Like a boss.
PFCWillReinier: 0430 wake up. Like a boss. Family Day is here!
bigmrianscott: Up early... Considering I am on holiday. Busy day of recording, mac support and ableton tweaking ahead. LIKE A BOSS.
nicoleinyomouf: Bounce me like a boss n have u scream #twitterafterdark
redrumyou
RottenEloise: If he say's he's going to 'kill you' thats just guy talk for bend over right?
gabbylololol: I am going to kill you -.-
pineapple_ak: im not going to kill you now because it would upset bella
voodoo192: Keep the idea simple because the execution is going to kill you.
KristapsM: OK Shteel I'm going to kill you, but wait ?o?iks gonna give us 4 for our behaviour.
am_iRight
mstastiekakes: am I wrong for finger pistol whipping my alarm clock?!! #imjustsaying
deethereal: Am i wrong cause i wanna get it on til i die?
lutisuka: I think that it's possible hate and love same person at the same time :/ Or am I wrong?
shamatt: Your girl and you don't want her attracting other blokes.. Rant over but am I right or am I right?!
totally_ty: Am I wrong for blocking #strangers that choose to follow me? Oh well... clicking BLOCK!
JavaManStan
victorgomez94: I need coffee :'(
MarthaSugalski: Heading to a March of Dimes Board Meeting....need coffee a lot of it
xXGinaGeeXx: i need coffee so bad!!!
topsy23: Trying to teach two ladies how to use WP software, very basic ! I need coffee.
twonk: Need. Coffee. Gonna be an interesting one today.
Pimp_Hand
mari_sun619: listening to my oldies. pimp hand must be strong! hahaa
divastyle528: look imma show yall how to keep the pimp hand strong... lol
DreGuevara: #bitchesbe tripping. Texting u like they got superpowered pussy like I won't lay a pimp hand down
laurrrabeth: ps MARIOOO is raising his sexy pimp hand in boston tomorrow night. don't tell me that's not hot
MsD1VA2U: #ImaSaggAndI my pimp hand is strong! Lol
TweetJacked
LoveJones701: Twitter jacked up my DM I had to rewrite that mess...smh. Stop going down Twitter! #thatisall
chica63: Is Twitter jacked up for anyone else but me?
Robalvey: has been twitter-jacked again. -Love, your roommate, Jonathan Boyd.
HotMessMandy: Is anyone else's twitter Jacked the fuck up? I hate it
TalkToMeTashy: Ugh! Thank u to the asshole(s) who twitter jacked me...real fuckin original
HJ_Farnsworth
nikaroxx: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE. I found my hello kitty band-aids. The search is officially over.
jaminbradley: Good news everyone! I just found about 3,000 pictures that I've taken that I thought I lost a year ago!
cjonescgp: Good news everyone! New Futurama in June! #bitemyshinymetalass
bullit69: Good news everyone. My testicle finally dropped. Just waiting for the other one now. Wish me luck.
Lokume: Good news everyone -- you now get to hear insightful tweets from me. Heres the first:
I have Twitter
TwatBlock
skyzeroxx: They should just turn the condom into a vagina.
LLyan_: Btw i figured out how they massproduced vagina perfume: marathon sessions of #twilight
sarahjawed: Is cringing at katie price . what a twat ! and she said me and pete instead of me and alex ! loser !
BeccaCryan: I've just remembered the depth and passion of my hatred of The Darkness. What a massive pile of twat they were.
griffgringo: Wow, just got told off in class for calling someone a dickhead but it's ok for the lecturer to call me a twat? WTF