ohsnapattack
souksamrane: oh snap, too late. solitaire. it has been played. i won btw.
SVsays: Miles can talk to the dead? Oh snap!
MorenaBK: Oh snap mama jackiy might be at memorial service WHAT! Is this true or a sick joke
MorenaBK: Oh snap mama jackiy might be at memorial service WHAT! Is this true or a sick rumour
TudorVII: Oh snap! BFBC2 play the game of one-up-manship on MW2 by announcing their first pack pack on March 30th, free for VIP players.
YourMomIs
itssssawyer: #DontCallYourself grown and you still live at yo mamma house , you aint grown reguardless of that age beyooootch !!!
caylaaa09: i might be a dirty hippie but i got
yo mamma yellin' yippy hippie!
DaSeRgEaNt: WTF, they still give yo mamma, i thought that show was extinct, but i cant lie it was a good show
hydro74: Yo Mamma's so fat....
PrettyGirlLoves: #dontcallyourself a thug but yu still living with yo mamma!
MilfHunt
jessie_monster: I gotta say, Dave Foley still looks pretty hot as a woman, in a MILF-y way.
shizzio: Watchin good morning... Tess Daily is fit... Standard MILF
RoxinalRanger: The MILF wins again.
Firian: Hot milf ,my brain was stopped
RoxinalRanger: I think I'm gonna email one of my lady pen pals. Which should it be: the Saudi wife or the USMC MILF?
thedynamite
Pefman: And boom goes the dynamite
taylorkerleyyo: AND boom goes the dynamite. :]
cougarfan75: BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!!! #GOCOUGS
LyfJonez: And boom goes the dynamite
Enasni: What on earth is and boom goes the dynamite! from? EVERYONE is saying it and I'm confused.
looreview
beatrix_kido: This bathroom smells like kitty litter
SpankyDukes: This will be the third time in 10 yrs that I have painted this bathroom. I think I like this paint job the best.
iMaresa: Hmm ha this bathroom is.....nasty the doors don't even lock....wow haha
looreview: Dell Inspiron Mini 10 10.1-Inch Obsidian Black Netbook with Integrated TV Tuner - Up to 6 Hours 20 Minutes of Battery Life (Windows 7 Starte
nnediu: WAIT WAIT WAIT! is this...shit talkin I hear??? do I need to bust in this bathroom!!?!??
High5Machine
KalMiller: High Five!! It's Purple Shirt Day!!! #fb
ProfySmallz: i did not punch you nor slap you i simply high 5'ved your face!
davidahhh: I got one hand in my pocket, and the others givin' a high five.
sexyjulie310: High five to bill clinton for gettin sum head haha fuk it u only live once..lmao
JORDANNWEST: you know you are, hi five and talking s**T but your going home alone arent ya.
WhatAHo
Goldenlobster: #dontcallyourself a Ho, cz it makes it ok for others to call u that..
Barbarian_J: I told 2 black guys that i have a ho back home
Brit_Brat_2: #irefuseto spell the word ho' wrong bitch if you cant spell the word dont use it.. Spec. if your callin sum1 else a ho' wtf
MissDemeanor247: if i hear someone say yea yea 311 one more time im going to stab a ho.
__JD___: BRI HE JUST SNEAK CALLED U A HO!
MeeSoHorny
MVTB88: It's 5:02 in the morning ... an I'm up waiting for [WM] ... so horny ... this early in the morning ...
Miss_Siddity: #nowplaying NA NA I'M SO HORNY...LOL BUT I'M NOT
mattyburrage: im horny horny horny horny, so horny im horny tonight.....
DeLaLuckee: Mee so horny...but I probably wont love you long time
DeLaLuckee: You ever been so horny it hurt?
LoveMyNuts
Aycode: It's too hot. my nuts feel like two melting Baskin-Robins' chocolate ice cream cones.
toukans: my nuts hurt from training lol.
casillasloh: SOCCER sch was awesome today.... i was on fire:)haha but i got smashed in my nuts
CAPTAINCHMPAGNE: ''yeah you used to want my nuts, until u got the hot for my BROTHER!'' UHH damn straight? XD
xxnate_doggxx: I soak my nuts, to make them soft hahah #letterman
Hugasaurus
gpdarrah: I need a hug ;______;
OyeSmith: i need a hug jo! Nd a kiss on my fore head too...*pout*
missdvaliantis: I need a hug. I'm a sad barbz :(
soock: oh my, i need a hug
kiarapop: i need a hug D:
NakedNow
tjcoon21: I will be spending v-day weekend surrounded by sexy/half naked women. Nigga gonna be feelin like Hef in this bitch!!! Lol
fakewhirlwind: IM GONNA BE NAKED BUT URE WASTED Q
mobmental: Lol! My tweet pointing to new Android phone was read by 3 times as many people as my naked Megan Fox+Moto Devour link.
JoshEcstasyyy: i feel naked without my cast ;D
BeneathMyVeil: Got my team together now its twenty naked bitches.
SoEmo
isabelled93: sorry twitter but i hate emo facebook statuses so i take it out on you cos it feels like no-one reads what i write anyway.
TDi_Lover: I hate emo wannabe's I'm not gonna mention names.
CoolEstxxNerd: I Hate EMO !! .
jedwardluver101: dont u hate emo posers??? they try (and fail) to emulate the greatest type of people evr
dreamyingz: god i so hate emo-ing.. someone, tell me something happy that happened today before i go and start digging my grave..
p3wp3w
JoaanaGrace: pew pew
Seppyseppy: Pew pew pew
Ferginator4k: Time for some Gratuitous Space Battles! Pew Pew!
flipstyle: Nice. HBO is starting to air Band of Brothers up to the premier of The Pacific. Can't wait! Pew pew
TheJkim: I am currently a biological weapon. A CHOOO! = My pew pew!
FourSale
FourSale: Olympus M+ 2 GB xD-PictureCard Flash Memory Card at http://cli.gs/JREqu
neillcameron: ...anyway, it's been 6 months or something, so I guess I can relax now. Will be putting 'em up for sale later today!
marksemple: FOR SALE: 24 Iiyama widescreen monitor, 2x Iiyama 22 widescreen monitors desk stand for 2x flat screens, all VGC! #monitors
theereallyrikk: who qot beatsssssssssss for sale??.. i need them, im tryna hit up thee studio
ctuson: Oh have a 2008 ducati 848 for sale if anyone is interested
MonopoBot
shandytighe: Can't sleep so i'll play monopoly on my phone. Glad i have late start tomorrow.
mypeaceofheaven: wants to play monopoly deal!
VonBonkers: #Chucknorris can play monopoly by himself...
LarilynC: Going to cindees after school to eat top ramen and play monopoly
tyler_nicholson: If you think you have patience, try teaching a 6 year old how to play Monopoly...
HireMeee
tincow: I need a job or some money...anyone?
fanisankhwashu: i am board tired and doing nothing, i think i get paid for mahala, i need a job
melissajhxox: starvinggggggggg, and i need a job, the u.s.a won't wait forever lmfao :')
MiiChell0ve: This money situation is headache!!! i need a job. =/
Argai: Fri DJ Seanie D spinnin all your favorites!! Sat is Cold Turkey Band!! **NOW HIRING BARTENDERS!! STOP IN AND APPLY**
FistMe
erickomans: My perfect first date ends in a fist bump rather than a first kiss. (The content of the date itself? Variation is key.)
Nigmwa: I just aced a group presentation mpaka i wantd to fist bump (gota) th lecturer
marcslashreptar: Trained my 3 year old nephew to fist bump this morning
dysplacer: Thinks it is awesome that my dad taught Kyra the fist bump.
C__Rob: Nothing like a Good night fist bump from your 2 year old daughter.
MySportsTracker
PPistone: Friday Eve edition of TMD on SNR 128 where we'll talk some local track racing heading into a NASCAR off weekend
robbclarke: Shoulders to the head / blindside hits in the NHL. Okay or do they need tougher rules (suspensions) for these hits? #nhl
Neil_Cau: Enough whining about this non suspension for Cooke. Savard should know better. Keep your head up. #nhl. #cooke #whining
emonmemangcupu: #nowplaying nba live 2010
TheBSshow101: Looking forward to talking NFL with Dat Dude Marcellus Wiley on today's show!
LikeABosssss
RichKelly28: on google maps ... like a boss.
LikeABosssss: Kingston 4 GB Class 4 SDHC Flash Memory Card SD4/4GB at http://cli.gs/dYbt7
Baz87: happy baz feels like a boss
whaddupPAUI: Like a BOSS. :P
AGHTurdBurglar: think i'll shit on debras desk like a boss
redrumyou
lala_lauren: today was fucking bizarre. fuck all you cunts. all.of.you. 'cept Dodo. he's gonna kill you all for me.
fayokebanjo: i am still gonna kill you, delete it, if not you will continue to be on my death list
thisisjukebox: 'Attack life, it?s going to kill you anyway'. ~ Steven Coallier
relsqui: I'm going to kill you and the cake is all gone.
linnaaaa: Im gonna kill you. #hate
am_iRight
ford_davis: 7 mins and waiting bros (if you're on my train you'll know EXACTLY what I'm talking about am I right?)
ajbenjamin: I gave Paige a major scare tonight. She screamed like a little girl. It was hilarious. Am I right Sarah?!
Court_Vaughn80: So the newest's name is Becky n I can't help but think of that song give me that becky...... am I wrong 4 that?
ardaneswari: musik itu bisa dibilang bahasa dunia, am i wrong ? :)
addikat71: Why is Regina Spektor only going to Perth, Adelaide and Sydney? That sucks! Or am I wrong?
JavaManStan
MizJanee: I need coffee...=(
SheetCreek: Rehearsal after rehearsal today. Its a busy one. I'm going to need coffee and dohnuts big tyiiiiime.
szq001: Good morning - lots of data to ETL today - need coffee - off to Tims for roll up the rim to win
sveinn_angelos: Good morning all! Need coffee ^^
mikey_worrall: I'm fast running out of time and yet I'M STILL SAT HERE. MOVE MIKEY.
I need coffee.
Pimp_Hand
JayChanel13: act like a hoe; be treated like one. one must keep her pimp-hand strong ;)
talthepal: #DontCallYourself a pimp unless your pimp hand is strong
Zappy_28: being a nice guy gets you no where!
gotta keep the pimp hand strong! :P
igets_money: Damn...#stewie jus slapped da ful out will ferrel ass...his pimp hand is real strong lol
iHateSnottyKids: After today. My pimp hand is strong. Lmao
TweetJacked
whoya_WHiT: So somebody twitter jacked me
DJUNIQUENYC: Shittttt just got twitter JACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BANGBANGfr3sh: i was twitter jacked
12andyB: okkkk im gettin off this #tt.....this is the most ive ever seen my self get twitter jacked lol
wulaman: wee is twitter jacked
HJ_Farnsworth
bridifer: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
post_ock: Oh wait, good news everyone, apparently the fire's gutted a members' club.
Little_TinyFish: Good news everyone! I need a shower!
Little_TinyFish: Good news everyone! it's a suppository!
jamesdulce: Good news everyone!
TwatBlock
crimescenevegas: Phones dr clemenson...he thought this intonation was funny.....I'll show that twat funny....
bieberperv: WHEN I MET JUSIN BIEBER HIS DICK WENT UP UP. NOW THE BIEBERGASMS IN MY VAGINA WONT STOP STOP!
jasaretta: Chris Judd is a great footballer but a fucking twat
charamaroo: REMINDER....POST MOTHER'S DAY CARD YOU TWAT!
Tayloronboard: Mark Owen.....what a twat.